Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus! And this year he brought you the Chief’s NJ license!!
Chief Heavy Foot was at it again, this time in Voorhees, NJ, and he couldn’t “BIG TIME” his way out of it. If you missed him on the radio, Wednesday the 23rd of October, you missed the most entertaining afternoon of radio in a long time. The Chief SWEARS he was not even speeding, let alone doing the 100 he was accused of going. He blamed the town, the police, the judges, the taxes, the sun was in his eyes, etc. Never did he even give an INCH of possibility that maybe, just maybe, he was “bling-blingin” a little too much that day, and the officer didn’t buy into his celebrity status, that I can’t rationally believe he didn’t try to pull rank with, at least on some level.
He went on the radio Wednesday to lambaste the police force, the prosecutor, and the mayor, among others. He is now driving the bandwagon for the opposition party in Voorhees. (Did I say driving? I meant riding shotgun, because the Chief won’t be driving in Jersey for a little while.)

I went to High School in Voorhees, and worked there for ten years. (worked for 10, I think HS was like, 6 or 7 years, tops!) I know lots of the VPD personally. Have they had their share of incidents? More then some places, less then others, right where you would expect a town of that size to be. There are legendary stories of kindness over and above the call of duty, and there are stories that they are less proud of I am sure. JUST LIKE EVERYWHERE ELSE! Cops are just like people in other walks of life. Good, Bad, and Different. But the Chief’s estimation that a conspiracy exists from the officer that booked him, to the prosecutor, to the judge, to the mayor of Voorhees, well, that just seems to far fetched. All in all, I just think it is funny to hear him bitch and moan on the radio, make it personal, when most of us, that could afford the ticket a lot less then he can, would just let it go, and get back to our lives. In fact, it sounded like just maybe he had the first bad day in his life!
So the Chief will have to “Rainman” it in NJ for a while…SLOW AND STEADY ON THE DRIVEWAY… Maybe while he is home not driving, he can do some dishes and laundry.
THE CHEIF CAN’T DRIVE 55 (to the tune of the Sammy Hagar Classic)
One foot on the brake and one on the gazzz,
Well, Skate Zone press conference, I got a press pazz,
These damn Voorhees Cops got something to prove
Well, baby, blue and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Chase me up and down, 295
Take my Jersey license, and all that jive
I can’t drive 55!
Uh!

So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, “Chief, just one more
We’re gonna throw your ass in the Voorhees joint”
Looked me in the eye, said, “You get my point?”
I said Yea!, Oh yea!

Write me up a 125
Chase me up and down, 295
Take my license, all that jive
I can’t drive 55!
Oh, yea!

The Chief can’t drive 55!